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from $19.00
Are you a snack-fueled menace to society? Same.
This shirt features a wide-eyed cartoon cat clutching a knife with the holy words:
“I Crave Violence and Snackies.”
It's for those who go from “adorable” to “unhinged” the moment the snack stash runs dry.
🍕 Short sleeves for max movement during snack attacks
🐱 Cute-but-psycho cat illustration
🍫 Ideal for emotional support snackers and stabby mood swings
Warning included:
BRING ME FOOD OR GET THE BAD MOOD.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt features a wide-eyed cartoon cat clutching a knife with the holy words:
“I Crave Violence and Snackies.”
It's for those who go from “adorable” to “unhinged” the moment the snack stash runs dry.
🍕 Short sleeves for max movement during snack attacks
🐱 Cute-but-psycho cat illustration
🍫 Ideal for emotional support snackers and stabby mood swings
Warning included:
BRING ME FOOD OR GET THE BAD MOOD.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Are you a snack-fueled menace to society? Same.
This shirt features a wide-eyed cartoon cat clutching a knife with the holy words:
“I Crave Violence and Snackies.”
It's for those who go from “adorable” to “unhinged” the moment the snack stash runs dry.
🍕 Short sleeves for max movement during snack attacks
🐱 Cute-but-psycho cat illustration
🍫 Ideal for emotional support snackers and stabby mood swings
Warning included:
BRING ME FOOD OR GET THE BAD MOOD.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This shirt features a wide-eyed cartoon cat clutching a knife with the holy words:
“I Crave Violence and Snackies.”
It's for those who go from “adorable” to “unhinged” the moment the snack stash runs dry.
🍕 Short sleeves for max movement during snack attacks
🐱 Cute-but-psycho cat illustration
🍫 Ideal for emotional support snackers and stabby mood swings
Warning included:
BRING ME FOOD OR GET THE BAD MOOD.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!