“Please Don’t Deport Me, I’m Just the Keyboardist” is a chaotic blend of truth, grief, sarcasm, and creative fire — written by a guy who survived love, loss, and Ohio. From memoir excerpts to dark humor, from political side-eyes to poetry that punches you in the chest, Robbie Blackburn offers one part journal, one part soapbox, and one part literary therapy.

If you’ve ever cried at a cat, yelled at a politician, or written your ex a 14-page text in your head, this is your newsletter.