✨ War, What Is It Good For? — Oversized High Neck Book Lover Tee Inspired by Seinfeld’s Elaine Benes

📚 About This Tee

Big shirt. Big mood. Big brain.
This oversized high neck tee turns Elaine Benes’ iconic twist on Tolstoy’s War and Peace into the coziest statement piece in your closet. A must-have for bookworms, Seinfeld fans, and anyone who loves curling up with sarcasm and a stack of pages.

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✨ Product Details
• Relaxed oversized fit with trendy drop shoulders
• High mock neck for a modern, elevated vibe
• Premium heavyweight cotton blend — soft yet structured
• Direct-to-garment printed design for sharp, lasting print quality
• Available in muted neutrals and earthy tones, sizes S–2XL

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🎁 Perfect For
• Readers who live in leggings and big shirts
• Seinfeld fans craving subtle, smart humor
• English majors and literary buffs
• A cozy, witty gift for book club buddies or self-care days

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📏 Sizing & Fit

Designed to be roomy! Order your usual size for a relaxed oversized fit or size up for ultra-slouchy. Check our size chart for detailed measurements.

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🚚 Processing & Shipping

Every shirt is made to order, just for you. Please allow 3–5 business days for production plus standard shipping time. We’ll send tracking info as soon as your tee is on its way.

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💡 Please Note About Returns

This high neck tee is custom printed to order — so we do not accept returns or exchanges unless your shirt arrives damaged or with a print defect. Please double-check sizing before ordering. Have a question? We’re always here to help!

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🛒 Add to Cart

Stay comfy, stay clever — add this oversized high neck book lover tee to your cart today and wear your humor on your sleeve (and neck)!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!