🧵 War, What Is It Good For? — Knitted Classic Book Lover Tee Inspired by Seinfeld’s Elaine Benes

📚 About This Tee

Classic literature and sitcom sarcasm come together in this cozy knitted-texture tee. Inspired by Tolstoy’s War and Peace — with a twist straight from Elaine Benes of Seinfeld — this shirt brings your smart humor front and center in a vintage-inspired, soft-as-a-cloud style.

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✨ Product Details
• Unisex classic fit — flattering and comfortable
• Knitted cotton blend — soft, slightly textured fabric for a premium feel
• Lightweight yet durable; perfect for year-round wear
• Direct-to-garment printed design for crisp details wash after wash
• Available in multiple muted vintage colors and sizes (S–3XL)

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🎁 Perfect For
• Bookworms with a love for vintage textures
• Seinfeld fans who love a clever inside joke
• English majors, teachers, and classic lit lovers
• A thoughtful, witty gift for readers and smart humor fans

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📏 Sizing & Fit

This knitted tee fits true to size for a classic look — not too slim, not too baggy. For a slightly roomier vibe, size up by one. Check the size chart image for detailed measurements.

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🚚 Processing & Shipping

Each tee is made to order and custom printed just for you. Please allow 3–5 business days for production plus standard shipping time. You’ll receive tracking info once your shirt is on its way.

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💡 Please Note About Returns

Because each shirt is custom printed to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or defective. Please double-check your size before ordering — and if you have any questions, feel free to reach out!

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🛒 Add to Cart

Soft, clever, and just the right amount of sarcastic — add this knitted book lover tee to your cart today and wear your wit proudly.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!